you give new meaning to the word vacuous

Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula or you're scrambled. Maggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you. Jason: Show me more Maggie: Oh Jason, the kids. Jason: I can kiss the kids later. You know I read an article that said that two career couples should really make a special effort to always remain...frisky. Maggie: At breakfast? Jason: At all meals. Mike: What's the matter? You guys aren't gettin' enough? Jason: Michael, alot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that Mike: Come on dad, you can't hit me you're a liberal humanist. Jason: Could be an accident. Carol: Could be a dream come true. Mike: Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck for the Volvo? Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous. Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning? Carol: I rest my case. Jason: Ben! Ben! What's so funny Ben? Ben: That Phyllis George, she's screwed up again. Maggie: Hey, what's that you're reading about? Carol: Well it says here that as the universe expands, all matter is degenerating into a state of total disorganisation. Maggie: Thank god I thought it was just me. Mike: So what are you guys doing tonight? "The House of Sweat", yeah great! Hey look can I talk to you guys later, yeah, bye. Maggie: Mike, what is "The House of Sweat"? Carol: It's that new under twenty dance club on Geravo Turnpike. Mike: Yeah, and it sounds like a great idea mom. It's a safe, wholesome place for teens to congregate. Maggie: And the larger the group, the smaller their brains get. Jason: Oh come on Maggie! Mike: Yeah, come on Maggie! Yes well time to go wait for that school bus; you know if I hurry I can still get a seat in the non-smoking section. Maggie: Good day! Bye sweetheart. Bye Ben, love you! Jason: Catch you later Ben! I still have some paper work to do before my nine o' clock gets here, and if you start feeling frisky and you have eight of ten seconds before work, you know where to find me. Jason: Good visit Waller, and hey don't worry too much about this thing, ok? See you next week. Bye bye! Mike: Can I talk with you for a second dad? Jason: Sure. Mike: In your office. Kids! Jason: So, you wanted to talk about something... Mike: Yeah, erm, mostly I just wanted to mention how smoothly things have been running, since the wife went back to work, and you moved your practice back into the house.