2012年3月15日星期四

And where the hell are my pyjamas

Mike: Oh no it's my mom! Jason: Come on Maggie, we don't even know the facts yet. I mean it's not so unusual for a teenage boy to have a minor run-in with the police. Some of these guys can be real macho headbangers. policeman: Hiya! You folks care for some hot cocoa? I just made a fresh pot. Jason: look, we're the Seavers. You've locked up our son. An officer claimed he was driving a car. policeman: Ah yes sir, we...er...picked him up in the "House of Sweat" parking lot. He was driving in circles for approximately twelve minutes. Jason: Maggie, don't patronize me!! Ok?! And where the hell are my pyjamas? Maggie: Gee I'm sorry I'm really not sure. Jason: Well you wouldn't think it would be so damned tough to keep tabs on a pair of pyjamas around here!!!! Maggie: Jason, I don't understand why you're so upset. I mean it's not like this is the first time he's screwed up. Jason: Who's screwed up? Maggie: Mike. Jason: Who said anything about Mike. I'm upset because I can't find my pyjamas. I mean if you'd left a pair of pyjamas around...and these are big pyjamas I'm talking about...and they just vanished into thin air...well wouldn't you be pretty upset???!!!!! Maggie: Absolutely. In fact I'm amazed at the way you're holding it together. Mike: What? Carol: I...I've never seen dad, actually too mad to talk. Mike: Well thanks for your support, you know I feel like a new man now. Carol: I'm sorry. Look it's not so bad, I bet in a year he'll look back on this whole thing and laugh. Ok, maybe chuckle. Jason: Ok, I admit it...I'm upset with Mike. Maggie: Oh? Jason: Aren't you? Jason: Uh-uh. Mike: Oh, still angry? Hey dad, I know this is no excuse, but Jerry's car handles really badly. And I was the one who decided that Jerry was too drunk to drive. Jason: Mike he was unconscious. Mike: I know. Jason: and what are you doing with a kid who drinks like that? Mike: I should have called you. Jason: Why didn't you? Mike: Well dad there were these girls there... Jason: Ah course! wouldn't want them to think you had parents. Mike what kind of relationship are we gonna have if I can't trust you?

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